The Meathook Massacre
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When The Meathook Massacre enters, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.
Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life.
Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
What it does
Tagged as Sac payoff · Lifegain — the jobs the deck report counts it toward.
Official rulings
- If The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield and it wasn't cast (or it was cast without paying its mana cost), X will be 0. The first ability will trigger, but it won't be much of a massacre. (2021-09-24)
Printings & prices
Every set The Meathook Massacre has been printed in, with the art, the finishes and the market price of each — the headline price above is the cheapest of these.
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