Spicy Oatmeal Pizza
{2}{R}Artifact — Food
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When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
What it does
Tagged as Removal · Lifegain — the jobs the deck report counts it toward.
Official rulings
- Food is an artifact type. Even though it appears on some creatures, it's never a creature type. (2026-01-27)
- Some spells and abilities that create Food tokens may require targets. If each target chosen is an illegal target as that spell or ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve. You won't create any Food tokens. (2026-01-27)
- If the target of Spicy Oatmeal Pizza's first ability is illegal as the ability tries to resolve, it won't resolve and none of its effects will happen. You won't be dealt damage. (You can just tell your friends it wasn't that spicy.) (2026-01-27)
- Whatever you do, don't eat the cards. (Also, don't make the pizzas pictured on the cards. You don't have the digestive system of a Ninja Turtle.) (2026-01-27)
- If an effect refers to a Food, it means any Food artifact, not just a Food artifact token. For example, you can sacrifice Pizza Face (a Legendary Artifact Creature — Food Mutant) to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability (an ability with "Sacrifice a Food" in its cost). You can't sacrifice a Food to pay multiple costs. For example, you can't sacrifice a Food token to activate its own ability and also to activate Maraleaf Rider's ability. (2026-01-27)
Printings & prices
Every set Spicy Oatmeal Pizza has been printed in, with the art, the finishes and the market price of each — the headline price above is the cheapest of these.
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